Score: 6

"Well..."

submission: 2112-Coop Chapter3

date: March 20, 2009

It lagged for mw... what can I say... I got to the second wave of units before I decided to quit...

Ok, I give yoiu an 9 based on the obvious work unvolved in rendering such a game. I do believe there is more fun to have than I did, but until then... I'm going to plkay paper mario...

9/10 if only because all the units looked alike (and it wasn't designed for lower end systems)? Nah....

9/10 because teh_pwnerer happened not to be able to play this at the time...

Noob!

(post scriptum.... there was obviously a lot of work put into this game, it looked and played beautiful "enough" for my thumbs up :)

We need more people like you in the gaming world!

I would like to see you tackle a "house of the dead" style game... it seems ;to be a naturral evolution from what you've already done.
I want constantly dynamic camera angles, secret level(S!), REPLAYABILITY!!, enticing graphics, speed (which is to say, don't suck ballz at progrmming) , and some sort of semblance of a responce to your updated version!

I make or break you... why don't you respond to me? :)

Happy thumbing ;)

Gotterdammerung.

Score: 3

"I'm sorry..."

submission: Butterflies Catch

date: March 20, 2009

As bright and beautiful as the game was... it really didn't interest me...

I just bought a wii light gun.. whatever the hell it's called that comes with Zelda target practice...

Duck hunt is to this game, as Zelda Target Practice is to MAH BALLZ! :P

It's really not at all entertaining... there are no graphics/sounds when you "catch" a butterfl\y, and in the first two levels (before I completely lost interest in favor of porn) there are no power ups etc to make the game more interesting than it initially is(n't).

Add some power ups (mini-gun? aggressive shield?..... a big, fat, BOSS (with beautiful white shading [as are most wii bosses])... this would definitely add... well... a helluva lot more to this game.

This looks like a very pretty, and surely sound, !!!BETA!!!, but absolutely nothing more.

Score: 10

"Guess what... you remind me of MAH BALLS!!!"

submission: Wii Are Sold Out

date: March 5, 2009

I was one of those people... I know... shame shame double shame.
I would call all the closest Wal-Marts (about 5 at a crack) asking the same two questions: "Do you have any Wiis"?
and... inevitability...
"When will the next shipment be in"??!?
I had the conviction to do this at least once a week. Memorized the touch tone pass to speak directly to the electronics department even (1-3-1, here anyway).
It gets worse... could you believe that my job as a courier once involved delivering 8 Wiis to a store? I was so close to nabbing them all for myself and quitting my $21.00+ / hour job! No joking! I could have sold the other 7 for $500 a pop EASY (this was about 6 months after the release/6 months of being sold out).
... Ok... so... EXACTLY one week ago I decided "fuck it", I'm going to buy (the recently priced at $200 X-box 360)... mod it, maybe buy the latest COG for online, and enjor some amazing 1080p graphics on my 15 foot projector for a measly couple bills...........
and leave my dreams of owning a Wii for the future...
I kid you not... when I walked into that electronics cubby hole in Wal-mart... they had MANY Wii consoles in stock!!! I mean... they had about TEN!!! DUDE!!!

After more than a year of dilligent seeking... I am composing this entire message on my brand SPANKIN new Nintendo Wii!!!!!!!
I appreciated (more than you'll ever know) the acknowledgment of the battle facing Wii seekers everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!\\\
Yes, I spent about half an hour hammering out this fucking response by pointing to the "qwerty" keyboard letters on my screen... it's a burden of love...

BTW... Super Mario Galaxy rapes/raped every other SMB ever made, Wii sports (espicially the boxing) is the pwnerer of sports titles (second only to Super Punch Out, on the good 'ol SNES).
Please!... go check out
www.purepwnage.com to see the ABSOLUTE BEST show about gamers (yuo remnd me of GHEY!!!). Also... keep seekin out those Wii's... they done ROCKED the Cas-bah!!

Score: 10

"Beautiful but..."

submission: [oove] Heartbeats

date: February 24, 2009

I could swear the parts at 0:55 and 1:00 are ripped off from eithor Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts... something like that.
Still, great song.